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I didn’t like her - 
I didn’t like her, I couldn’t stand her
I couldn’t stand her, I wouldn’t have her, I never knew her
But now I do, and I could, and I would, and I know…

She loves me!

skywalkersleia:

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

aprfx:

not to be edgy but i unironically enjoy some things

stardustschild:

I’ll miss your fond caress.
But though they take you from me
I’ll still possess.

sourdoughnibblers:

shitgunner:

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

leethompkins:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME | [ 2/5 ] movies: Wonder Woman
↳ I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

emilieblunt:

anne shirley cuthbert ♦ i love looking out at the horizon and imagining all the other places there are in the world, and all the possibilities.

smolstiel:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aro-ace-fangirl:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

mjwatson:

You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew.

tonvstarkly:

    ‌‌‍‍‎     ‌‌‍‍‎     ‌‌‍‍‎     ‌‌‍‍You can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.

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